hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever
that’s good to know
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why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
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You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
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side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about
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realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
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