May 2013
teenmum:
what staff really needs to do is delete those blogs who havent updated since 2009 with cool one word url’s
i can’t even play hard to get i’m already hard to want
sluttyoliveoil:
once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
truepac:
DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHIGN AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS
beyonces-butt:
I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
southeasternprep:
zillatamer:
letterstogodptiii:
tea-books-and-blankets:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a...
ayeleesh:
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
actionfighter:
no phone don’t autocorrect my i’s to capitals i need to look cool & casual for the internet
internetexplorers:
DROPPING A SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER IS ONE OF THE MOST TERRIFYING EXPERIENCES IN LIFE
fictitiousfake:
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
galacticdad:
when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
shavingryansprivates:
hannabarbarian:
basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal
i don’t think that’s how you play basketball
mistressfeferi:
hopelessbaka:
at least gravity is attracted to me
how to break up w/ a girl
cyberthug13:
tell her you are moving to africa, then move to africa. live there for the rest of your life
“You talk all the time —
but you don’t say anything.”
– Donna Noble (via perfect)
“I can’t think of any greater happiness than to be with you all the time, without...”
– Franz Kafka, The Castle (via perfect)
“The doubts. You had to save me from my constant doubts. That deep-seeded feeling...”
– David Levithan, The Lover’s Dictionary (via perfect)
little-miss-tiny:
grrrlfever:
hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever
that’s good to know
pantere:
do u ever see a boy and think damn you could be a 50,000 note gif post on tumblr
rneowies:
How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
friendlycloud:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know
reallyreallyreallytrying:
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
matzoballer:
your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
fartrickstump:
do u ever care about something for like three seconds
earthnation:
DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH
side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about
projects at the end of the school year
onefitmodel:
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
romulusthread:
MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
snapchatting:
God liked Saturn so he put a ring on it. :) haha only Christian astronauts will get this one!
dispopular:
*looks through your selfies*
tawnyshine:
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
mowwwg:
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
rneerkat:
a canoe and a kayak fall in love: it is a forbidden rowmance
textpostsrus:
reblog if u r against the yahoo revolution
#stopyahoo2013
tvspecial:
whorville:
I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored
did someone say something
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly:
Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
pokemon-personalities:
a moment of recognition for those ships you shipped before you knew what shipping was
Teacher: Name one life-changing event
Me: Finding out about alt+reblog
annoyingtwink:
yahoo yaho aho ho how how a how ab how abo how abou how about how about n how about no
me when I first joined tumblr: lol I probably won't ever use this
textpostsrus:
masticatingtocorn:
lameborghini:
people are gross i want to be a dog
dogs lick their own ass
humans lick each others asses
homwrecker:
when girls sneeze their vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did
