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drunkblogging: i definitely dont eat 2000 calories a day

Sat, 25 May 2013 23:57:17 +1000

drunkblogging:

i definitely dont eat 2000 calories a day

fatwink: watching people you hate succeed is the worst thing ever

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:05:58 +1000

fatwink:

watching people you hate succeed is the worst thing ever

teenmum: what staff really needs to do is delete those blogs who havent updated since 2009 with...

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:44:11 +1000

teenmum:

what staff really needs to do is delete those blogs who havent updated since 2009 with cool one word url’s

i can’t even play hard to get i’m already hard to want

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:42:45 +1000

i can’t even play hard to get i’m already hard to want

sluttyoliveoil: once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and...

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:42:20 +1000

sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

truepac: DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S...

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:42:10 +1000

truepac:

DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHIGN AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS

beyonces-butt: I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:50:07 +1000

beyonces-butt:

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair

southeasternprep: zillatamer: letterstogodptiii: tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete:...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:49:35 +1000

southeasternprep:

zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

pop up

ayeleesh: when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:49:19 +1000

ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

actionfighter: no phone don’t autocorrect my i’s to capitals i need to look cool & casual for...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:48:41 +1000

actionfighter:

no phone don’t autocorrect my i’s to capitals i need to look cool & casual for the internet

internetexplorers: DROPPING A SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER IS ONE OF THE MOST TERRIFYING...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:48:30 +1000

internetexplorers:

DROPPING A SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER IS ONE OF THE MOST TERRIFYING EXPERIENCES IN LIFE

fictitiousfake: J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:48:08 +1000

fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

galacticdad: when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:48:02 +1000

galacticdad:

when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.

shavingryansprivates: hannabarbarian: basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:47:50 +1000

shavingryansprivates:

hannabarbarian:

basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal

i don’t think that’s how you play basketball

kayfacee420: flomation: I thought I should share some things...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:47:26 +1000

kayfacee420:

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

I’m so done with life right now tumblr is fcking great I’m crying and my mom thinks I’m mentally retarded because I sit on the couch for hours and just make remarks and laugh really loud at tumblr posts and I just can’t.

mistressfeferi: hopelessbaka: at least gravity is attracted to me

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:47:19 +1000

mistressfeferi:

hopelessbaka:

at least gravity is attracted to me

how to break up w/ a girl

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:46:58 +1000

cyberthug13:

tell her you are moving to africa, then move to africa. live there for the rest of your life

"You talk all the time — but you don’t say anything."

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:13:56 +1000

“You talk all the time —
but you don’t say anything.”

- Donna Noble (via perfect)

"I can’t think of any greater happiness than to be with you all the time, without interruption,..."

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:12:38 +1000

“I can’t think of any greater happiness than to be with you all the time, without interruption, endlessly, even though I feel that here in this world there’s no undisturbed place for our love, neither in the village nor anywhere else; and I dream of a grave, deep and narrow, where we could clasp each other in our arms as with clamps, and I would hide my face in you and you would hide your face in me, and nobody would ever see us any more.”

- Franz Kafka, The Castle (via perfect)

"The doubts. You had to save me from my constant doubts. That deep-seeded feeling that I wasn’t good..."

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:11:54 +1000

“The doubts. You had to save me from my constant doubts. That deep-seeded feeling that I wasn’t good enough for anything, I was a fake at my job, I wasn’t your equal, my friends would forget me if I moved away for a month. It wasn’t as easy as hearing voices, nobody was telling me this. It was just something I knew. Everyone else was playing along but I was sure that one day they would all stop.”

- David Levithan, The Lover’s Dictionary (via perfect)